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Chinese Name confusion. Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! Butwhat's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree . Calle

That may have been the definition of a good relationship years ago, but now most people want more. Following are nine signs of a healthy relationship. KINDNESS Is kindness more important to each of you than having your way, being in control, or being right? Do you each receive joy out of being kind to each other? Being kind rather than controlling with each other is essential for a healthy relationship. SPONTANEOUS WARMTH AND AFFECTION Do you and your partner well up with warmth and fullness of heart for each other and express it with affection? Are you each able to see the beautiful essence within each other, rather than just the faults? Are you able to get beyond the outer to the unique inner Self of each other? Do you enjoy sharing affection? Warmth and affection are vital for a healthy relationship. LAUGHTER AND FUN Can the two of you laugh and play together? Do you appreciate and enjoy each other’s sense of humor? In the midst of difficulties, can you help each other to lighten up

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and ..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof: Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful? Student: Yes. Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.) Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again! , young fellow. Is God good? Student: Yes. Prof: Is Satan good? Student: No. Prof: Where does Satan come from? Student: From...God... Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student: Yes. Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.Correct? Student: Yes. Prof: So who created evil? Student does not answer. Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the wor

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!! Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive

Life is full of traps Some feel that problems exist only when we dare to enter a trap like this Some feel that problems exist only when we are in love with someone like this Some feel that problems exist only in childhood or at early stage of life like this Some feel that problems exist only when we disturb someone like this Some feel that problems exist only when we are ready to take anything like this Some feel that problems exist only when we do things blindly like this Some feel that problems exist only when we try to aim at very huge things like this

wonderful explanation..... Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad Adding above 2, Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad 2Life = Happy + Sad so, Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad. That's life

Once upon a time there were a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a climbing competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.... The race began.... Honestly: No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You could hear statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!" "They will NEVER make it to the top." "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one.... Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.... The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher.... This one wouldn't give up! In the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only on

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Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked: Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU. Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you! Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements. The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content: Darling, Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of your care and co

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A Promise of Love I can give to you no more than I have. Take no more than I deserve. I could speak to you of all that I know, And still more would I need to learn. I would shine a light if it would break the darkness. But I can not defeat all shadows. I can tell you only of today, I know nothing of tomorrow. I will not be false in who I am, Inside my heart is love. I will still climb so long as I, Have strength to hold me up. And though my steps may falter, I will not let you drop. I will bring comfort when you wish it, With words or deeds or thought. I will speak when you have need of me, Stand silent when you do not. I give you space within my heart, And ask it not to break. I ask for your forgiveness, When I do make mistakes. I can not always show it, But do not doubt my love. I've not the words to describe its depth, So "Love" must be enough ...

TRUST- is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB.Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whosenumber itis."Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB". NO POINTING FINGERS- A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?"The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wif